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Little girl walks past her mom’s room while her mom’s putting on makeup.
MOM: SHIT!!!
LITTLE GIRL: mom, what does shit means?
MOM: ummm it means makeup.
little girl walks past her sister’s room…
SISTER: BITCH.
LITTLE GIRL: sister, what does bitch means?
SISTER: hmmmm Visitor.
little girl walk past the kitchen
while her dad’s cooking the turkey…
DAD: FUCK!!!
LITTLE GIRL: dad what does fuck means?
DAD: cooking.
THE VISITORS ARRIVED
LITTLE GIRL: hey bitches, my mom’s putting shit on her face and my dad’s fucking the turkey. :)
(Source: sweetstuffcalledlove)
“Must be 4-7 sentences.”
Yeah, I’m only writing four.
YOU MAD ENGLISH TEACHERS?
:)) (Source: sweetstuffcalledlove)
Nakakatamad mag facebook pag offline “siya”.
Katy Perry…
- is a California girl
- wants to be your teenage dream
- woke up in Vegas
- kissed a girl
- wants alien sex
(Source: sweetstuffcalledlove)
❒ Frontseat ❒ Backseat ✔ Can we just run her over with the f●●king car?
(Source: sweetstuffcalledlove)
HEY EVERYBODY! GUESS WHAT TODAY IS :)
(Source: myglitteryballs)
School is unnecessary.
(don’t take this seriously because IDGAF) LOL
Music: We have Youtube for that.
Sports: We have Wii
Spanish: We watch Dora.
English: Everything is shortened anyway.
Math: that’s why we have calculators.
Geography: I’ll buy a Globe.
History: They’re all dead anyway.
and in our OVER-ALL source of random knowledge…
we have
(Source: sweetstuffcalledlove)
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