Boy Banat: Miss, pahiram naman ng pen mo saglit, please.

Girl: Ok.

Boy Banat: Nyak, ayaw naman sumulat miss oh…
…
Girl: Pwede yan, kakagamit ko lang eh…

Boy Banat: Weh… sige nga sulat mo number mo?

k. teng-ene. :))

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Papalapit ng Papalapit, Papangit ng Papangit.

lels. :))

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Little girl walks past her mom’s room while her mom’s putting on makeup. 

MOM: SHIT!!!

LITTLE GIRL: mom, what does shit means?

MOM: ummm it means makeup.

little girl walks past her sister’s room…

SISTER: BITCH.

LITTLE GIRL: sister, what does bitch means? 

SISTER: hmmmm Visitor.

little girl walk past the kitchen

while her dad’s cooking the turkey…

DAD: FUCK!!!

LITTLE GIRL: dad what does fuck means?

DAD: cooking.

THE VISITORS ARRIVED

LITTLE GIRL: hey bitches, my mom’s putting shit on her face and my dad’s fucking the turkey. :)

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Yeah, I’m only writing four.

YOU MAD ENGLISH TEACHERS?

:))

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