when the phone rings and you go to pick it up, and it turns out to be for your parents. But they don’t ask for them, they just continue talking about something like our current insurance policy and you’re wondering whether or not you should interrupt to say they’re not home. And when they finish they realize they were talking to a clueless teenager and feel awkward.

lols

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May nakasalubong kasi akong lalaki na maedad na, na may hawak na cellphone,

then nagpapatugtog ng malakas. 

ang pinapatugtog niya “Baby”- by Justin Bieber

Nakakatawa lang, :)) with matching head banging at sayaw pa. :))

sige kuya, ikaw na cool at ikaw na fan ni JB. :))

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rosiebristol:

Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.

lol. I love the joke about your vagina LOL.

Katy Perry shot Fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream “OMG” so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying “What’s my name?”. Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip her Hair at Rihanna if she didn’t stop. So, Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a Grenade at her. But then Ke$ha , defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up , but Eminem came saying I’m Not Afraid saving the world.

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Eminem is actually afraid.

Justin Bieber says never.

Pink doesn’t raise her glass.

Ke$ha isn’t really who they are.

Bruno Mars drops the grenade.

& Rihanna remembers her name.